How to Tell If He/She Is THE ONE

As my husband and I opened up a web browser a few minutes ago, an article on our homepage caught my eye. It was one of those "How to Tell If He/She Is The One" articles that offer useless advice to eager American consumers of useless advice. We clicked on the link to the article for fun - I told Husband I wanted to make sure I had made the right choice. The author of the article was promoting his new book about how to tell if he or she is "The One." We both agreed that if a person goes out and purchases a book about "how to tell" and actually reads all 200 pages, then he/she is definitely not The One. Just saying.